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{danamania} yay I fixed my laptops battery!
{danamania} it was so dead, nothing would charge it
{danamania} so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes
{gelfie} don’t they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that?
{danamania} yeah but it’s ok, I took them off first.