What am I (riddles)
June 22, 2016
#1 At night I come without being fetched. At day I am gone without being stolen. #2 Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear, all day we are bitterly pressed; Yet this I will say – We are full all the day, and empty when we go to rest. #3 Here, in this place, […]
Trapeze act
June 22, 2016
Als je opgeeft loop ik weg Ik haal mijn schouders op want, Wel vaker had ik pech Als je opgeeft loop ik weg Als je uitglijdt ga ik mee Want jij greep naar mijn handen En dus trek je me mee Als je uitglijdt ga ik mee Maar als je mij vangt, dan vang ik […]
Alice
June 22, 2016
Alice came to the fork in the road. “Which road do I take?” she asked. “Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat. “I don’t know,” Alice answered. “Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.” “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.” “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must […]
Haiku
June 22, 2016
Errors have occurred. Look within for where and why. Lazy programmers. – Charlie Gibbs You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. – Chass Whittington The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao- until You bring fresh toner. Out of memory. We wish to hold […]
How to be an artist
June 22, 2016
Stay loose. Learn to watch snails. Plant impossible gardens. Invite someone dangerous to tea. Make little signs that say YES! and post them all over your house. Make friends with freedom and uncertainty. Look forward to dreams. Cry during movies. Swing as high as you can on a swingset, by moonlight. Cultivate moods. Refuse to […]
Linux RAID1 repair
June 22, 2016
See below for detailed command output. So there are two RAID1 (= hard disk mirror) volumes (=’drive letters’) in use by Koozali. The first one is called /dev/md1 and is 106MB in size. The second one is called /dev/md2 and is 79GB in size. The new hard disk showed up as /dev/sdb. It was not […]
Motorcycle Emptyness
June 22, 2016
Culture sucks down words Itemise loathing and feed yourself smiles Organise your safe tribal war Hurt maim kill and enslave the ghetto Each day living out a lie Life sold cheaply forever, ever, ever Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness Under neon loneliness motorcycle emptiness Life lies a slow suicide Orthodox dreams and symbolic myths From […]
Server time (Macromedia Flash clock)
June 22, 2016
Create a clock in Macromedia Flash containing an hourHand, minuteHand and secondHand. Then, add the following actionscript: Load = function() { now_init = new Date(); daysummertime = (31 – 5*now_init.getFullYear/4 – now_init.getFullYear/100 -now_init.getFullYear/400 +5) % 7; daywintertime = (31 – 5*now_init.getFullYear/4 – now_init.getFullYear/100 -now_init.getFullYear/400 +2) % 7; dateSummerTime = new Date(now_init.getFullYear, 3, daysummertime); dateWinterTime = […]